Giant penis, why are you on top of a bed of pasta? And who the fuck eats hot dogs with plain spaghetti noodles? Like what was this guy thinking before he decided, “No, just putting my dick on the table, or hell even on that plate is not enough, I have to add a couple hot dogs on either side, and definitely put it all on top of a nice pile of pasta!”
(Source: ballsinside, via gaydreams)